Disney movies used to be all about white knights and Prince Charming. But if you’ve seen Frozen, you know it’s a modern take that focuses more on sibling love than romantic love.
But even that is so 2013. Allow us to present: the 2017 Disney-inspired* film, Unfrozen.
(Giant spoiler alert: It ends with you falling in love with your business.)
You’re sitting in front of your computer one Wednesday afternoon. (Hint: We mean today.) You feel frozen. Your mediocre coffee’s gone cold. Your to-do list is overflowing, as usual. You’re silently cursing your client who still hasn’t paid you. You’re wearing workout pants, but you have no intention of actually working out today. You’re messing around with an online image editor, trying to make graphics that don’t make you want to cry. You’re toying with the idea of hiring someone -- for the 20th time -- but dismiss it when you realize you don’t have the time to teach them. You’re starting your ninth search, “how the heck do I write a great sales page” and then jumping over to one of your 126 open tabs for your other search, “what the eff is split-testing.”
Then suddenly, you get this email, reminding you about that the Solopreneur Success Bundle is here. It seems too good to be true. 18 resources from 18 creators who you admire, for only $99?
You think: There must be a catch. And there is. It’s only available until Friday, 9/22 at 11:59pm EST.
Is the Solopreneur Success Bundle the magic wand that will take you from frozen to the star of your own business? No, it’s just one piece of the giant fairy-tale themed puzzle.
Will you turn into a pumpkin if you don’t buy the Bundle by midnight? Probably not.
Will we send you a pair of glass slippers, free with every purchase of the Bundle? We wish.
Will it improve your relationship with your family, a la Frozen? Actually...maybe. (Since you’ll be a much more fun, relaxed version of yourself.)
Suddenly, you unfreeze and get into action. You head to the Solopreneur Success Bundle landing page to learn more, hit that beautiful Buy Now button, access the 18 products within the Bundle, and get to work making moves on your business.
In the immortal words of Taylor Swift: “It’s a love story, baby, just say yes.”
Cue the credits.
*This silly, fake film is in no way endorsed by Disney. But we’re sure they’d be just as enchanted by the magic that is the Solopreneur Success Bundle.